* ROY'S RATES ARE PRICE ON APPLICATION Geez, I'll tell you this for nothing, Roy's a real nice fella. Everyone around here thinks so.  If you've never had a favourite uncle who wears a favourite cardigan, he's happy to fill in.  Or maybe that bloke across the road, where you hit all your tennis balls into his yard. That's him.  And then for those of you who've never experienced a pathetic "dad joke"......the type they tell at Christmas......hang around, he's probably got one of those.  “Sure I'll give you $20 son - what's it for? “  “Music download.......what the hell is that?”  Roy is the area manager of photocopying supplies - still drives the same Morris Minor he did when he started the job.  “And here's another thing........those bloody politicians wouldn't have a clue.”  “Well, there's your problem, its broken.”  After the women have cleared away the plates, its time to say a few words about young Sharon and Michael's impending wedding.  Then we can turn off the fluoro lights at the church hall and go home.  Roy speaks for those people whose words may not come easily, but they're honest and they're real and they're straight from the kitchen table.  Make a pot of tea and I'll talk it over with you. * ROY BILLING'S AGENT FOR ACTING AND OTHER ON-CAMERA WORK: SUE BARNETT & ASSOCIATES    kerrie@suebarnett.net